Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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