Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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