so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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