I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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