What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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