p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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