Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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