Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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