Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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