Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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