eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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