I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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