I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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