I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
try to milk me bitch
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