it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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