im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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