i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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