Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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