My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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