Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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