im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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