Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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