if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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