at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
there is glitter all over my balls
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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