At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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