Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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