Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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