try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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