Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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