Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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