Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she peed on how many people?
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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