I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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