16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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