I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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