People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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