I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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