I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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