Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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