if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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