Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
zippers are such a cool invention
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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