My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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