I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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