Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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