hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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