so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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