Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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