I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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