she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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