Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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