i think my mom watched the whole time
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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