Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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