Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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