I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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