I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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